ZackFact #1
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Well… do you see any rabbits wearing glasses?